We’re here, we’re queer and are registered at Banana Republic

Posted by Mo Alexander Category: Uncategorized

Before I even begin this let me say. I’m not gay and I don’t care who is gay or straight or bi or whatever. If you love and sex up someone of a different gender or the same gender it has nothing to do with me, more power to ya. Hell if more people on this planet would use condoms and fuck maybe we could put petty ideas like sexuality aside maybe we could visit mars
North Carolina recently passed a constitutional amendment defining marriage as only between a man and a woman. Yay. Whatever. President Obama then dropped a bomb and said he was for gay marriage. Yay whatever. Look at the larger picture America has a 16 trillion budget deficit and we worry who can legally be called husband and husband or husband and wife or wife and wife or, you get the picture. Well I say let’s solve this problem by looking where it counts the pocketbook of every American
I want gays to marry legally. You want to jump start the American economy well what else could do it but millions of gay couples registering for wedding gifts. I know more gay humans on this planet with more disposable income than any straight couple under the 1 percent that occupy wall street protest. I have many older gay friend and they have had good jobs that have paid them well for years. They mostly don’t have kids, I do know some who have adopted or had kids before they got run out of the closet by those same kids playing hide and seek. They too still have a very well groomed nest egg.
Let’s just say just 100,000 homosexual get married that’s not 50,000 brides that’s
100,000 people who want to make this day the most glorious day ever. Not to be rude but if you’ve never seen how drag queens vie to out do one another you have no idea what kinda of money we are talking here I personally know a drag queen that spent 10,000 dollars on a dress she wore for a show once and only once.
Lest we not forget the entire reality show money we are leaving on the table
” my big fat gay wedding, say yes to the dress you queer, the real queens or atlanta finally a show where the stars would be married. I haven’t seen sex in the city with the big gay wedding only heard about it But i must say if you want job creation don’t look towards Romney or Obama look toward the gay. If gay wedding would be legalized think how many more florist, ice sculptures, cake top models, bands, dj, lady gaga impersonators and Liza Minneilli could work again. Some might say I’m being stereotypical with my comments. Valid. But to them I say you are stereotyping marriage as a man and woman thing. Gay money is just as good as heterosexual money. Some forty years ago the same states that didn’t want interracial marriage are the same states fighting gay marriage. I hope in forty more years the conversation will be long gone and we can more on to something much more important like stopping inter-species marriage on mars. “do you take this glob of fabulous looking goo to be your wife”

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