Boy, I’m sick of being quarantined. The dreams are getting weirder. I just woke up frantic from a dream where I woke up frantic realizing that I was so late for a show at Zanies that I had almost missed the whole thing! Then it dawned on me that I was still in quarantine and I had no show. So then my brother Eric and I went out and got sushi. I ran into Khloe Kardashian and she went off about my Frankenberry joke but then we laughed and drank together. I accidentally picked up a shot glass full of tiny screws and drank them. Then I made out with Frankenberry (she had changed into a Spiderwoman costume without the mask and was sitting on a pinball machine) while occasionally shooting small screws out of my left nostril.